“Putin Would Eat You For Lunch”

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 12 September 2024

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"Lunch break!"

During the presidential debate, Vice President Kamala Harris finished a paragraph of left and right swings directed at Donald Trump with a final knock out punch saying, “Putin would eat you for lunch.” Ka Boom!

His head sort of bobbled.

It could have been worse. Instead of lunch, she might have said: Brunch! Brunch is a light weight combination of breakfast and lunch.

However, if she really wanted to send him into the weeds, the Vice President would have said: Supper. As in: Putin would eat you for supper. Pass the gravy

He was lucky she didn’t suggest that Putin could swallow him in one gulp like an hors d'oeuvres.

But the Vice President settled for lunch.

Anyone eating Trump for lunch remains a negative visual. To continue with the verbal carpet bombing, Vice President Kamala Harris described how well Trump got along with dictators, naming a list and finishing off with the love letters he exchanges with head of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Un is the same guy rumored to have fed his uncle to wild dogs.

The debate wasn’t exactly a luncheon menu, however, there was one more added reference to food. This time from Donald Trump. He attempted to smear Haitian migrants. He said out loud, that Haitian migrants were stealing, killing, cooking and eating cat and dog house pets of US neighbors.

Fact check: Not true.

Donald Trump insisted, “But I saw it on television.”

It started with Putin eating Trump for lunch, finishing with Haitians eating US house pets.

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