BILLINGSGATE POST: Helene has intensified into a Category 3 hurricane, and is expected to become a Category 4 before it makes landfall in Florida late on Thursday. As the monster storm continued to track toward Florida, so are thousands of Haitians who have heard that it will be raining “cats and dogs” in the Panhandle region of the state.
Although Donald Trump and his running mate both claimed that the Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, were eating pets, no proof of this has been brought forth. On the other hand, it has been reported that the sales of barbecue sauce have skyrocketed in the town’s grocery stores.
Donald Trump: “Sounds like the perfect storm for the Haitians.”
Dr. Slim: “A tummy warming event.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good.”
