BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden had enough! The rumors that he was over the hill really pissed him off. After he was made the victim of an internecine coup originated by Nancy Poozleosi, he was stung by having his White House masseuse tell the world that he was acting like a sex-crazed poodle for demanding that she "relieve his 2nd chakra.”
A sacred trust violated?
Joe is now suing Ling So, his 34 year old therapist, for violating a sacred Swadhisthana chakra pact that has operated on a material plane beyond time, space and causation.
For the unwashed, chakras are centers of energy in the astral body. Six of them are located along the Sushumna; the seventh - the Sahasrara chakra - at the crown of the head. At the base of Sushumna is Muladhara, which corresponds to the sacral plexus. Next is Swadhisthana, corresponding to the prostatic plexus where the gland which secretes a fluid that is a major constituent of the ejaculatory fluid is located. This, my dear friends, is a problem area called the 2nd Chakra.
It was this specific center of energy that Joe Biden beseeched his masseuse therapist to release. And thus lies the reason for the plaintiff's suit. Historically, the sacred Swadhisthana chakra pact has held that upon request, a masseuse was required to release the 2nd Chakra. In the childish jargon of Washington insiders, this is known as providing a "happy ending" to the massage.
In most cases this requires that the party being massaged pony up some extra cash. Reportedly, the therapist was slipped a Ben Franklin by the president, usually enough to ensure the pact is not violated. Since this is a relatively small amount of money, the suit will probably be handled in the Small Claims Court of Washington, D.C. Unless the case is settled out of court, it is presumed that the plaintiff will prevail.
Dr. Slim: “I believe we have an ethics problem in Washington.”
Dirty: “Yo, Doctor. A man has to do what a man has to do.”
