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Funny story: Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!

Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!

One of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, Charles Barkley, has said that he supports the LGBTQ community. He noted that he knows several members of extremists groups who are closet gaylords and lesbionics. He then commented that…

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Funny story: Bud Light has weathered the backlash which only lasted for a few days

Bud Light has weathered the backlash which only lasted for a few days

Anheuser-Busch is delighted to announce that the supposed backlash and boycott of their popular beer, Bud Light, turned out to be short-lived. According to Curtis Steambush, the sales director for the "Clydesdale Company," many self-proclaimed boy…

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Funny story: Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - Anheuser-Busch announced today that in light of the difficult economic times, they are making a change in the mascots for Bud Lite and their other alcoholic products. "Feeding 250 Clydesdales that weigh up to 2300 lbs. each...

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Funny story: Anheuser-Busch merger with InBev sparks riots

Anheuser-Busch merger with InBev sparks riots

Hundreds of multi-colored 1980's T-top Camaro's, rusty pickup trucks and Mullet wearing trailer park folks have packed the streets of St Louis after Anheuser-Busch Announced its intent to Merge with InBev. Angry mobs have been protesting ou...

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Funny story: InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...

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Funny story: Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Anheuser-Busch announced today that it has signed a landmark advertising deal with the Bush family, including former President George H. W. Bush (George Bush Senior), current President George W. Bush, and others. Terms of the deal were not disclosed,...

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