CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof News) - The state of Wyoming has voted to no longer hire females to be coal miners. The vote in the state senate was 73-27. One of the owners of the state's biggest coal mine stated that the reason for the "No Women C…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency writes that Dolly Parton's brand new perfume is selling like hot dogs at a baseball game. Diddle spoke with Dolly who said that she cannot believe that at the age…
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Elon ... buddy, talk to me, babe ... Enquiring minds want to know ... did you ever bang Ghislaine Maxwell? I’ll be the first to say: she’s kinda hot. You know, if you have a mother fixation – all MILF all the time, maybe even some hot GILF act…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The singer who had a world-wide hit with the hit song "Oops, I Did It Again," has just hit paydirt once again. Britney "Sweetie Pie" Spears has just announced that her contract with the Maybellina Cosmetic Co. has just…
Reporting for Vogue Magazine from Paris, France. Chanel, the world's leading perfume maker will launch a new line of perfumes that reflect our new world order. According to Chanel executives, the new line of perfumes will be called, L'Amor Avec H...
The world is awash with important breaking news stories that scream so loud they surely cannot be ignored. There's a endless parade of sexual assault claims in Hollywood. Ex-Generals claiming the US could lose a war against the tinpot dictatorship of...
WASHINGTON, DC - Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume. But some are saying the proposed ordinance does not go far enough. The new law, if eventual...
On January 9, 2014, residents of Charleston, West Virginia woke to the sweet smell of licorice in the air. The sweetness quickly turned sour when they discovered that the odor was the result of a chemical spill from the Freedom Industries facility...
Along with underarm deodorant, perfume, cologne used anywhere else on the body, the following companies are ready to release their new Under Boob Perfumes. Check for them at many top line stores as they will be released during the summer of 2014. The perfect gift for the perfect lady in your life: Joy Gold Medal Winner Fleshman's Eye Popper La Rose Jacqueminot Illusion My Sin Tabu For You...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9. The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in al...
Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...
Sources say a Los Angeles Fire Department hazmat team responded to the Grammy Awards show Sunday night after hundreds of people in the audience were sickened by musician Jack White's aftershave. "It was awful," said backup hummer Caaloey D'Ababa...
New York - "At least he isn't wearing that Hobbitesque Dildo Baggins beanie hat," was how one Manhattan fragrance consultant put it about Brad Pitt's latest reincarnation as a perfume industry troll. "But that horrid little goatee of his just has...
If it's been more than a day without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, it must be time for another publicity stunt. The actress/model/whateveryoucallher was on a fabricated red carpet event for a European launch of her new perfume, when a female atte...
With Dame Elizabeth Taylor gone, stores worldwide have finally been able to remove her signature scent White Diamonds perfume from their shelves. A top department store in London, as well as upscale stores in Beverly Hills and as far away as Ban...
In USA, it was Henry David Thoreau, the author of Walden, who believed in 'civil disobedience' to repugnant laws. On the other hand, 1400 years ago, in Middle East, a civilized nation fell victim to some ferocious barbarians. The nation lost her independence and identity, but, hopelessly, resorted to civil disobedience to regain her sovereignty. In their struggle up to now, a great majority of the...
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