Mar-A-Lago to Be Torn Down to Search for More Illegal “Substances”

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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The FBI has revealed that when (not IF) Donald Trump is arrested, they may tear down Mar-A-Lago entirely as they look for more secret documents and other illegal substances, especially in Don Junior’s bedroom, and Melania’s too. And Eric. And Tiffany … well, the feds want to tear apart the entire thing, and it’s a big piece of property, so to really get to all the nooks and crannies, they’ll have to bring in the bulldozers.

Will a new building rise from the old? No. Lime will be poured on the ground so that nothing will ever grow there again. BUT!

But there will be a memorial plaque placed on the site, reading “Here was once the resident of the Worst American President Ever, except for James Buchanan and Andrew Jackson. Number Three ain’t too bad, but there will always be future presidents who can be worse than the scum of this or any age.”

Another page in American history settled into blood-soaked land, with a tiny plaque to say what happened once upon a time …

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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