CESSPOOL CREEK, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The I Wish I Was In Dixie Commode Company has just announced a major toilet recall.
Company spokespeson, Scarlett "Dumpy" Biggerstaff, 48, said that the reason for the recall is due to the fact that several toilet users have reported that when they flush the toilet, instead of all the urine and feces going down, it erupts like a volcano and the shit (no pun intended) hits and sticks to the ceiling.
Mrs. Biggerstaff, who is on the verge of getting divorced from her Chinese husband Yu Fu Moo, 29, says that in order to get a refund, you must have the receipt or else she says you're...shit out of luck (pun intended). ■
