State and Territory Transport Departments have issued an urgent recall of cars made by all popular manufacturers. The Federal Government is coordinating the recall but leaving the administrative and practical details to State and Territory governm…
CESSPOOL CREEK, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The I Wish I Was In Dixie Commode Company has just announced a major toilet recall. Company spokespeson, Scarlett "Dumpy" Biggerstaff, 48, said that the reason for the recall is due to the fact that se…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just reported that the Hooha Tampon Company, headquartered in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, has just issued a very important warning that needs to be heeded by any and all females who use their tampons. Company…
Orange County, CA. From his election headquarters in Newport Beach an angry Larry Elder tonight charged that the "defeat" of Gov. Gavin Newsom's recall resulted from millions of Democrats casting two votes against it: one in a mail-in ballot and the…
BMW announced today that its recall of over 300,000 cars in the UK has been cancelled as being totally unnecessary and unfounded. Originally, there was a concern that cars were prone to suddenly stopping without notice, with the electrics and ligh...
Two new stories about Melania Trump are converging to rock the Trump empire, this is after Donald Trump's failed presidential campaign has already severely damaged the family brand. First the real shocker. Meyer Hallsy of Cryosphere Reanimators...
Wolfsburg, Germany - Roundly criticized for selling cars that cheat on environmental emissions tests, Volkswagen AG is fighting to win its reputation back. The company has introduced a new model that can lie, cheat and scheme without getting ca...
Tokyo - The largest recall in automotive history has left auto-parts fabricator Takata holding the bag… Or more specifically holding 34 million defective airbags. Problem is, the devices have a tendency to go off like bombs, whenever the weath...
Millions of GM car owners got a big surprise in their mailbox this week, a recall notice informing them that their, Caprice, Colbart, Corvair, Vega, Chevette, Corvette, Trailblazer, Suburban, Yukon, Malibu or any other GM car ever made is a death tra...
YOKOHAMA, Japan - Reports coming from the home office of one of the world's largest automakers is that Japanese manufacture Missan is sending out 13,000 recall notices. The recall notices were sent out due to the fact that 13,000 2014 Missan Coman...
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's biggest retail chain has just announced that due to a public outcry, it will be removing every Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll from its shelves. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the...
HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosit...
CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just issued an immediate recall on all of the Anthony Weiner Action Figure Dolls. According to company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake the dolls were shipped out minus the pants. Miss Lovecake state...
WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...
If you sit your daughter down to a plate of delicious, nutritious peas, and she begins crying like you just told her Yo Gabba Gabba was cancelled, it might be because they are ripping young Becky's delicate mouth tissue to shreds. The Pictsweet Co...
WASHINGTON DC - The US Department of Transportation has received numerous complaints from Toyoda owners claiming sudden deceleration concerns. The majority of the complaints state that the car stalls without warning when its fuel gauge shows empty.
BMW has today announced that it is recalling every single model of all its cars due to a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel. A spokesperson for the automobile maker, who asked not to be named or touched by mere mortals, explained the...
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