Women in the USA who dare to have abortions could get the death penalty, proving once again, that babies are gods and their mothers are fallen hookers … just like in the Bible!
“Killing the baby by the mother is bad, but killing the mother by the state is good.”
GOP senators and law-makers are still trying to carefully word the law, since it sounds really really hilariously ironic, and many people have already given themselves ulcers by laughing so hard.
The hard-line evangelical base has stated: “We must return to Biblical times, now that trans people want the same rights as Christians. They want one of theirs to have equal rights? Fine, but then we’re gonna turn one of their other causes into criminals! It’s what Jesus would’ve done – strung up baby mamas on crucifixes for the pleasure of God.”
As usual, many Christians from America have gotten the history of Roman Palestine mixed up with the history of 2023 Kentucky. This reporter tried to tell the lady that Jesus was the one strung up, not the other way around.
She then called me Antifa and a transsexual commie before throwing a Bible at me. Which I then used to wipe my ass and dared her god to come down and smite me. I had boxing gloves and knew kung-fu … I weren’t scared of no killer messiah.
