Raisin’ the Rape in Amerika

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Sunday, 20 November 2022

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What Year is This? 1666? 1776? 2026?

Now that American women can’t get an abortion, they can still get raped and be forced to keep the kid and raise it – hopefully Republican. This is great news for the white race and those who insist that it’s greater than other races cuz Jesus says so and Trump agrees.

This sentiment already has inroads in the media, with that Fox news fuckhead saying (to paraphrase): If younger women are voting Democrat, then I guess it’s time for them to get husbands.

Holy shit, did he really say that? Yes he did. Republican women like to be told what to do, and they think other women should hear the “good news” of how to be a servant to a man.

So if a man rapes you, that’s god’s will, and he just wanted you to have his baby and prolong the misery caused around the world by the white race.

When white people say to a black person: Ain’t you proud of your race? This is a trick question. If you know what white people have been doing for the past 6000 years and counting, then no, where’s the pride? The airplane, or the concentration camp? The skyscraper, or genocide? The internet, or biological warfare, WMDs, destroying the environment, etc etc etc … forever? Which is the good thing and which the bad?

So now in America, if a white woman gets raped, she should apparently thank her rapist for helping to build a better America for the future.

And that’s why it’s a good thing to move to Canada …

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