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Funny story: Every American Woman is a Whore, and Their Babies Are Jesus

Every American Woman is a Whore, and Their Babies Are Jesus

Women in the USA who dare to have abortions could get the death penalty, proving once again, that babies are gods and their mothers are fallen hookers … just like in the Bible! “Killing the baby by the mother is bad, but killing the mother by the…

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Funny story: Basil Blathering's New Book on the Humor of Violence and Non-Violence

Basil Blathering's New Book on the Humor of Violence and Non-Violence

The whole world is a divided into Violence and Nonviolence. I just had to write a book about it. Especially after the Margaret Thatcher book. In some ways a good human Being - and in others a Monster of Violence. Most people are peaceful, b…

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Funny story: Martin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result

Martin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result

HOBART, AUSTRALIA: Port Arthur Gunman Martin Bryant says he is “likely” to stand in the next Victorian election following the recent return to office of fellow gun enthusiast Daniel Andrews. Mr Bryant said that Andrews’ re-election demonstrated that…

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Funny story: Secret Report on the Future of Football Revealed - Football Needs More Violence

Secret Report on the Future of Football Revealed - Football Needs More Violence

A secret committee of the American football owners has issued a secret report on what direction to go in Football. But it was leaked by the Retired Football Players association - (one of their members was dating a staffer who put the report together)…

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Funny story: Rap Artist Fentanyl OD Celebrates Surviving to 25th Birthday

Rap Artist Fentanyl OD Celebrates Surviving to 25th Birthday

Detroit, MI - Detroit born rapper Fentanyl OD, most famous for his viral rap hit “Bitches Be Lit” which has over 6 million streams on Spotify, threw himself a lavish birthday celebration with friends, family, and several music industry personnel at n…

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Funny story: Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism

Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism

After weeks of surveilling his own thoughts, Cody Owens of Nashville, Tennessee, came to suspect himself of terrorism – or at least of having markedly terrorist bent. “I’ve always been against unchecked surveillance,” said Owens, a self-described…

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Funny story: Rioting breaks out over renaming NFL's KC Chiefs to Hooligans

Rioting breaks out over renaming NFL's KC Chiefs to Hooligans

What began as a classic standoff between wokers and old schoolers turned into a free-for-all yesterday at a press conference held to announce a new name for team known as the Kansas City Chiefs. The old schoolers gathered to protest the change, w…

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Funny story: Ashley Olsen says she's done being a twin and vows to take out Mary-Kate

Ashley Olsen says she's done being a twin and vows to take out Mary-Kate

We've been reading about and watching Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen since they were mere babes. We've come to think of them as a set, even as they've grown up and established themselves as adult fashion designers. But now Ashleyhas other ideas. "I'm…

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Funny story: Football Pundits Argue And Almost Come To Blows On Show

Football Pundits Argue And Almost Come To Blows On Show

There was real drama on TV this lunchtime, when two football pundits, Don Hutchison and Leroy Rosenior, started arguing and almost came to blows during a conversation they were having about whether Eric Cantona or Bruno Fernandes had been the more in…

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Funny story: Russian Sleeper Agents Aiding Trump Reelection Campaign: Schiff to Investigate

Russian Sleeper Agents Aiding Trump Reelection Campaign: Schiff to Investigate

Adam Schiff announced today that he is launching an investigation to determine the extent to which Russia sleeper agents are interfering with the 2020 elections. Schiff has learned from ex-FBI director James Comey that the mayors of Portland, Chicag…

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Funny story: President Trump Punches Woman In Face

President Trump Punches Woman In Face

There was trouble at the White House this morning, after President Donald Trump became angry with a woman journalist, leapt from his podium, and punched the woman full in the mouth. The woman was knocked unconscious. White House security guards…

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Funny story: Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get any worse after the recent Black Lives Matter demonstrations and riots, a new protest has begun, against the domestic violence suffered against their persons by the black wives of black men. The o…

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Funny story: Music Fan Was Unfamiliar With Cardi B

Music Fan Was Unfamiliar With Cardi B

Cardi B, the rapper, might be a household name in some households in the US, but one avid music fan in the UK claimed, this morning, that he'd never even heard of her. The singer, real name Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, was the first female, black r...

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Funny story: Tottenham's Eric Dier Does An 'Eric Cantona'

Tottenham's Eric Dier Does An 'Eric Cantona'

There was controversy at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium last night, when Spurs' England midfielder, Eric Dier, jumped into the crowd to confront some lippy bigmouth that had been directing insults at him and his younger brother in the stands, remindi...

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Funny story: Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

As reported in these pages earlier in the week, Manchester United have, this morning, agreed terms with their former star player, Eric Cantona, to take over the management of the club from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with immediate effect. Cantona, 53, w...

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Funny story: Duckling Now Doing Much Better, Thank You For Asking

Duckling Now Doing Much Better, Thank You For Asking

A duckling that was the victim of a callous and unprovoked attack by a cockerel not yet two weeks ago, (TheSpoof.com 9 Dec) is making a rather splendid recovery, and is now able to stand on its own two feet again. The cockerel had attacked the muc...

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Funny story: Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

There was high drama in one back garden in southeast Asia this morning, after a confrontation between a huge cockerel and a much smaller duckling left the latter with two broken legs. The cockerel, which stood around two feet tall, took issue with...

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