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Funny story: Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

As reported in these pages earlier in the week, Manchester United have, this morning, agreed terms with their former star player, Eric Cantona, to take over the management of the club from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with immediate effect. Cantona, 53, w...

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Funny story: Duckling Now Doing Much Better, Thank You For Asking

Duckling Now Doing Much Better, Thank You For Asking

A duckling that was the victim of a callous and unprovoked attack by a cockerel not yet two weeks ago, (TheSpoof.com 9 Dec) is making a rather splendid recovery, and is now able to stand on its own two feet again. The cockerel had attacked the muc...

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Funny story: Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

There was high drama in one back garden in southeast Asia this morning, after a confrontation between a huge cockerel and a much smaller duckling left the latter with two broken legs. The cockerel, which stood around two feet tall, took issue with...

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Funny story: US College Offers Unique Service To Parents Of Unruly Sons

US College Offers Unique Service To Parents Of Unruly Sons

A US college is offering a unique service to the beleaguered parents of sons who they are finding difficult to control - it will teach those youths a valuable lesson by delivering a sound physical beating to the miscreants to within an inch of their...

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Funny story: Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...

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Funny story: Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

In the wake of yet another mass shooting, pressured to enact tougher gun regulations, United States President Donald Trump agreed to back legislation completely banning the purchase and sale of assault weapons to or from shooting stars. Explaining...

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Funny story: Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...

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Funny story: England Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage

England Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage

Football hooliganism, a thing that was thought by the authorities to have been battered into the past, reared its ugly head again in France last night, as hundreds of female England 'thugesses' went on the rampage through the streets of Paris, causin...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Threatens To 'Kill' Opponent

Serena Williams Threatens To 'Kill' Opponent

There was drama on another level in the third round of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros yesterday, when three-time winner Serena Williams lost in straight sets to unseeded Sofia Kenin, and then threatened to kill her. Kenin, only...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Violent

Britain's Got Violent

An exciting new TV show is being lined-up for an autumn release in a similar format to 'Britain's Got Talent', but with British street violence as its theme. 'Britain's Got Violent' will demonstrate the way in which life on Britain's streets has b...

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Funny story: Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man

Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man

A teenage boy who stood smirking in the face of a Native American elder whilst the latter sang the Indigenous People's Walking song at the Lincoln memorial, has the kind of face you'd like to plant your fist in, claims a man with violent tendencies.

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Funny story: Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops

Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops

A study on knife crime based in London, has concluded that stabbing is now more popular than harmlessly slapping someone in the chops. Stabbing, which used to be seen as a 'last resort', has made giant leaps and bounds in the recent past, and is n...

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Funny story: Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

There was a painful end to a short conversation on the London Tube this morning, when a man who had tried to chat up a female fellow passenger received a kick in the gonads for his trouble. John O'Gape was travelling on the Northern Line having bo...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Tennis star, Serena Williams, has been adjudged to have 'gone too far" by another tennis star, Roger Federer, over her outrageous behaviour in her recent match against yet another tennis star, this time the sexy up-and-coming Japanese chick, Naomi Os...

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Funny story: Kanye West Out Of Politics After Snoop Dogg Threat

Kanye West Out Of Politics After Snoop Dogg Threat

US rapper, Kanye West, who has been verbally active and vociferous in his support of President Donald Trump, has announced he is taking a break from politics, after receiving 'advice' from other rappers, thought to include Snoop Dogg. West, 49, ha...

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Funny story: President Trump To Join Greg Gianforte's Gym

President Trump To Join Greg Gianforte's Gym

MISSOULA, MON. Out on the campaign trail once more, US President, Donald Trump, said he had "nothing but praise" for Republican candidate, Greg Gianforte, who, last year, assaulted a journalist. Gianforte was bothered enough by the Guardian report...

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Funny story: Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness: “Those Pro-Lifers Are Out of Their Damned Minds”

Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness: “Those Pro-Lifers Are Out of Their Damned Minds”

NEW SHEOTH, THE SHIVERING ISLES – Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness, invited news reporters from MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, Comedy Central, TBS, HBO, The Onion, and The Spoof to attend a press conference in New Sheoth, Sheogorath's home in the Shivering Isles. According to Tamriel lore, Sheogorath has spent countless millennia interfering with the lives of mortals, with acts ranging from mak...

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