[Song] Goddamn Hippies

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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God Damn Hippies!

Long-haired bastards
Free love disaster
Psychadelia
Yeah we can smell ya
Have a shower and shave
Learn to fucking behave
Start up the Vietnam
We’ll send you to your grave

[Chorus]
Goddamn hippies!
They’re so pretty
Goddamn hippies!
Yippee skippy
Goddamn hippies
Wanna smoke their grass
Goddamn hippies
Love all the naked ass

Drop out, turn on
They think they’ve won
Rights for everyone
Flowers instead of guns
A real American
Doesn’t show bare skin
Pretending there’s no sin
Smacks of Satan

Jerry Garcia
I don’t wanna be ya
Lucy in the sky
Fuck, bitch, you gonna die
Charles Manson
He got his pants on
G. Gordon Liddy
Always makes me giddy

[Chorus]
Goddamn hippies!
They’re so pretty
Goddamn hippies!
Yippee skippy
Goddamn hippies
Wanna smoke their grass
Goddamn hippies
Love all the naked ass

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