Don Lemon wants a woman to be in her prime for when he knocks her up.
“If she can bleed, she can breed,” said a guy named Larry Lemon, not related to Don. “A woman is only important if’n she can give good babies … if she too old fer that, then she kin jest cook. Cook and clean and leave me and my younger baby mama alone to keep the white race pure.”
Ahem. Well, we didn’t know he’d say all that, but there’s a similar sentiment in there to what Don Lemon wants women to be to make him happy. If you’re 20 or 30 – maybe your 40s, if Don will have you and your crow’s feet – then you have a chance to keep Don happy.
Wait, is this about Don or Donald? Different political affiliations, different races, different colors, different career paths … but what’s the same about them … oh right, they’re both sexist males.
So what do the color, the politics, the career, the race matter when it comes to the “purpose” of a woman?
If you can find some Prime Grade A Beef in your woman, then marry her – or at least knock her up while she’s still good to go – and if you’re confused as to whether your heart’s in the right place, just Google it. Google has all the answers about who you are, ladies, and what you’re good for.
Lemons are sour, aren’t they? Maybe Don will suck on himself and see what his words taste like to a woman, as his ass is handed to him and he needs to look for a new career path. Maybe Fox News is hiring.
