Now that the NYPD are off the hook from killing people who loiter in the streets, tons of white power boys with their own hand-embroidered jackboots are signing up to be cops!
“I wanna kill people too!” said one nameless man. “My brother kilt one of them, you know, people my people don’t like, strung him up from the highest tree – and can you believe it – now he’s serving hard time – may never get out! We’re hoping the charges are overturned or he could be in the electric chair – but if I’m a cop maybe I can get the other cops to pressure the governor and have a stay of execution for my Nazi brother.”
A lot of new police recruits have expressed similar sentiments.
“I like coke and crack and meth and all the drugs – and who has the best drugs in their evidence lockers? That’s right – cops are the biggest drug users and possessors in the country! Even more than Hollywood and Washington DC put together!”
“I like the uniforms,” said another nameless recruit, named Billy Joe Jim Bobby-Bo-Bob-Bob … holy fuck, that’s a name! “A man in uniform gets me lots of girls and I can put hookers in the backseat and drive them to unlit areas and tell ‘em what they’s gonna do for me … nice and slow … lick yer lips, mmmm, that’s right, girly … I can’t wait to join the NYPD!”
So if you need a job that lets you commit crime without all that pesky “going to jail” business, then join the NYPD (or any cop force, they’re essentially all the same) and start killing and thrilling and then complaining that you’re not getting enough money to stuff into your paychecks and pensions.
It’s the NYPD way!
