Strange news on the tattoo front …
Seems as though, Asmodeus J. Krank, a professional tattoo artist has finally decided to reveal some interesting info on one of his old clients.
He doesn’t like to get involved in politics, just tattoos, but he said he couldn’t stand listening and looking at some of the GOP politicians.
“I did Goser.”
Wha?
“I did a tattoo for Paul Goser, back in 2002.”
Uh … okay. And?
“It’s a lifelike reproduction of Hitler, but with Goser’s face. It’s like Goser with a Hitler moustache and that sweep of black hair. That’s how it started, with just a tramp stamp. But Paul liked it so much he wanted me to keep drawing. So it grew up his spine to encompass his entire back. It expanded to him in Hitler’s body and on stage speaking to a huge mass of people. He even paid extra to have smaller full-bodied pictures of Goebbels and Göring on either side of him. It’s on his back. It took months, but he paid triple and told me not to tell anyone, but … fuck, dude, I can’t keep that secret. It’s Goser. Try to make him take his shirt off, you’ll see it – but he’ll fight you tooth and nail to keep his back covered. Typical politicians.”
Anonymous people have put up a reward of $200 to anyone who can get a look at Goser’s back – with photographic or film evidence. Good luck, shutterbugs!
