There’s been another mass shooting in America … and people are tired of it. Not in any way to do something about it, they just don’t want to hear it anymore. Change the channel, watch Netflix, join a protest … again with the mass shootings! Who…
Lance Bottomley-Hollywood, gossip columnist for the Ferret Network, reviews the Cinderella and Prince Charming documentary Harry and Meghan. It was a charming documentary. Although one British reviewer said they almost threw up - since it was so…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette veteran writer Zorro La Bamba wrote that one of the best cable network sports series he has ever seen is the one starring Colin Kaepernick, former San Francisco 49ers fabulous quarterback. The l…
The de-aged CGI likeness of Robert De Niro is suing the 77-year-old actor for copyright infringement of his likeness in hit movies such as 'The Godfather Part 2' and 'Raging Bull'. CGI De Niro appeared in Martin Scorcese's Netflix hit 'The Irishma…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…
(UNEDITED) Breaking Bad was 'bad' enough, and then came Peaky Blinders, plus other Netflix addictive series. However, 'Good Girls' takes the prize for 'major addiction' with 'GG Junkies' ending up at their local 'Shrinks' in an attempt to get them 'u…
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Hollywood-based actor Leonard McMills who catapulted to fame after being cast as boneless wing addict and gym teacher Lance Miles on the Netflix show "Run For Your Lives" was found by police early Tuesday morning passed o…
LOS ANGELES – With most of the country now being ordered to shelter-in-place, many families are turning to watching more and more television. Reports are that sales of TV dinners have gone up by 600%, and most furniture stores report that they ha...
Luke, a 27-year-old electrical engineer, faces the same obstacles as many working-class Americans today, too much traffic. In an interview, he said, “I can’t handle it”, as tears formed in his eyes. It takes him an hour to get home, twice as long as...
Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...
NEW YAWK - Whatever letters of the alphabet they use to identify themselves, TV networks have suffered sharp declines in audience for their news programs, as more and more couch potatoes tune out. Network executives' responses have been predictabl...
Laura Preston of Old Oak, Missouri, had no idea what soul-crushing deal she would be solidifying when she prompted six-year-old retriever, Roxie, for a paw last Friday night. "I always ask Roxie to shake before I take out the dry food," said Prest...
Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...
For years now, people have feasted their eyes to the sky and have asked The Lord to come back to this earth in hopes for a better future. I'm sure god said to his people that he did not feel that the time is ready, so he sent a piece of fortune that would help them…"forget about it." "I have a Netflix account" is such an effortless sentence. Saying something more like "I hold before me the powe...
DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...
CALIFORNIA - In what people are calling the most shocking revelation known to mail order products and services, the United States Post Office has reported that Netflix has just canceled its subscription to itself. Post Office employee Jack Ripper...
CUPERTINO - In an attempt to restore public trust, shareholders have agreed to send Netflix CEO Reed Hastings to elementary school all over again. His project is to start a 2nd grade math club after school for about one hour with needy students. Shar...
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