SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…
SEATTLE – (Satire News) – This past June 29, the Emerald City’s temperature hit a record-setting heat index of 119! Reporter Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz wrote that she actually saw a dog, a woodpecker, and a wayward kangaroo, literally sticking to…
SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The city famous for coffee, Bill Gates, and asparagus, has just hit a sweltering heat index of 119 degrees. Many residents of Seattle stated that anyone who still does not believe in climate change is either stupid, hard-…
SEATTLE (Funny Sport News) – After several contests, and over 30,000 suggestions, the new National Hockey League expansion team has decided on a nickname. The owners of the NHL team said that it was a very difficult choice but they picked the Krak…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A White House insider said that the night of Trump’s horrendously, horrific, Tulsa Campaign Rally, he only got 29 minutes of sleep. He flew down to the Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago on Air Force One the next morning. Me...
SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...
SEATTLE - An Italian court of law has convicted Amanda Knox on charges of murder. The Seattle native has contended that she is innocent but as they say, 99.3 percent of all criminals sitting in U.S. prisons all say that they're innocent. One of...
SEATTLE, Wash. - Seattle Sea Gulls Cornerback Richard Sherman will be forced to have his lips taped over after Super Bowl XLVIII Sunday, Feb. 2. Sea Slugs management is also considering filling Sherman's mouth with cotton, as a further precautionary...
SEATTLE, Washington (ABSNN) - Voters are poised to pass Washington State Initiative 502, a law that will allow licensed pot shops to sell taxed and inspected marijuana. When passed by voters there will no longer be a state penalty for smoking dope.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (ABSNN) - Seattle police confirmed today "the brutal and senseless killings of 219 companion animals" in the past two weeks. The killings were committed by 'Cougars,' but not of the feline, four-legged variety." Kings County S...
It has been confirmed that the Seattle Superhero is not Superman, Batman, Spiderman, or any of those other superheroes who people look to to save their miserable lives from the "baddies". Seattle's Superhero is just plain old Benjamin Fodor, alias...
SEATTLE - Hank Williams Jr. said he felt very strange not hollering out his usual Monday night "Are You Ready For Some Football" signature question on ESPNs Monday Night Football. "Bocephus, as his daddy Hank Sr. nicknamed him, told Sports Territ...
This April will mark the ninth anniversary of the death of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley. Yet, almost a decade after the sad event, no conspiracy theory has been put forth to explain the vocalist's demise. According to Kyle Starbuck, a mus...
SEATTLE, Washington - A group of enterprising doctors today were granted a license by the State Board of Medical Examiners in Washington State to open the first of what they hope to be many self-help walk-in clinics in America. Based on the concep...
On the day after the BCS Title Game, Southern Cal head coach Pete Carroll announced that he is resigning his position to take the same job with the Seattle Seahawks of the NFL. The USC coach has been to BCS games seven of the previous eight seasons...
Federal government officials have announced plans to relocate Seattle in Washington state to a southern site, most probably Kentucky. This is following a recent poll that found one in five Seattle residents do not like aspects of their city such as c...
(Seattle, WA) City stores exiting to alleyways are appreciative of new street placards being posted near garbage bins and back doorways.
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