Democrats are reeling after latest polls reveal that most Americans want Darth Vader to be their President.
“I know he’s a bad guy who has killed lots of people”, said one Texan, “but I think he can make America great again, so I’ll vote for him”. Another American, who spent years in an Imperial prison on Planet Coruscant, admitted, “I think he’s cool so I’ll vote for him”.
A group of schoolchildren from Georgia waved Darth Vader flags and begged the Sith lord to visit their home town and kill everyone.
It is expected that Darth Vader will easily win the election, because anyone who stands against him is likely to be vaporized.
However, not all Americans support Darth Vader. A pesky group of Dem-o-crats is believed to be plotting and conniving to have someone else stand against Darth Vader.
Meanwhile, Mr Vader told a news conference, in between deep breaths, “I am your President”.
