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Funny story: 10 Hours of Darth Vader Breathing Heavily on YouTube Still Available

10 Hours of Darth Vader Breathing Heavily on YouTube Still Available

Are you a lonely and emotionally-disturbed person who drinks too much and feels upset with life all the time? Does alcohol and excessive substance abuse help you deal with reality? Do you ever wonder if your deeply-conflicted soul will ever find an...

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Funny story: On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that, when you are vulnerable, they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be. In the beginning, you can wear only black, in homage to the All Great, Ever-Seeing, A...

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Funny story: Darth Vader Welcomes Modi to Death Star: Says Gujarat was Model for Galactic Empire

Darth Vader Welcomes Modi to Death Star: Says Gujarat was Model for Galactic Empire

PM Narendra Modi of India is continuing his trips to foreign lands and arrived in the Galactic Empire, the first Indian Prime Minister to do so. Earlier today, Darth Vader welcomed PM Narendra Modi to the Death Star. Modi inspected a Guard of Honor c...

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Funny story: Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction. She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...

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Funny story: New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing... Dave Prowse, who was credit...

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Funny story: Jedis get own church in Stoke

Jedis get own church in Stoke

The religion "Jediism" which was spawned from the popular movie franchise Star Wars is set to get its own holy place in Stoke on Trent. This ground breaking news for the religion comes after a petition was started by local "Jedis" Barry and Sus...

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Funny story: Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

The Empire has been thrown in to turmoil this week, as immigration officers from a combined league of Border Agencies, stormed the battle station 'Death Star', as it orbited planet Earth. Wojtek Brzezinski of the UK Border Agency told us "our offi...

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Funny story: Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Plans to mark the thirty fifth anniversary of Star Wars next year began in earnest today, with many of the events planned for the UK in recognition of the role played by Pinewood Studios. As part of the proposed celebrations, television executive...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has changed his name to Darth Jong-il, claiming that his original name does not inspire fear or respect in the western world. "While Kim is a respected family name in Korea, our esteemed leader is very aware that i...

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Funny story: Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Tatoomein - Today as the double son/daugter rose and got out of bed, siamese twins Luke Pissgum Skywalker and sister Leia Pissgum Skywalker decided to call on their Jedi mentor Yoga. "Mocked you are, respect you are not, no more you fairest in all the land," chortled Yoga. "But Yoga," replied Luke, "We defeated Lord Vapor and his merry men in green tights and we even destroyed a Yoko Ono con...

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Funny story: Darth Vader Lands World Cup Stadium Announcer Job

Darth Vader Lands World Cup Stadium Announcer Job

Listen carefully when Greece take on Argentina next Tuesday at the Peter Mokaba Stadium, Polokwane. As well as the relentless drone of the Vuvuzelas, a familiar voice can be heard as substitutes' details are called out, the attendance is announced an...

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Funny story: Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Work has begun on the third incarnation of the universally feared Death Star. Financing the project is Osama Bin Laden and the USA. We spoke to him from his cave in Afghanistan. "I first met Darth Vader back in '83. We sparked up quite a relati...

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Funny story: Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader has been turned away from Burnley Technical College for attending in his full outfit. Dressed from head to toe in black Vader certainly cuts an imposing figure. It was feared that he may intimidate other students and disrupt the learning...

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Funny story: Darth Vader blamed for fall of Woolworth's

Darth Vader blamed for fall of Woolworth's

It is understood that workers in Woolworths hold Sith Over-lord Darth Vader responsible for the current parlous state of the chain's finances. Vader, who starred in an advert with the shop's mascots Woolie the Sheep and Worth the Dog selling a che...

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Funny story: Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

In a brand new series of television treat, What not to wear, latest guest Darth Vader wishes he could wear more colour, as he feels black is too limiting a colour. Speaking to Trinny and Susanah the feared Sith Over-lord said: 'I do appreciate th...

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Funny story: Darth Vader runs for president

Darth Vader runs for president

Just hours after Ralph Nader has announced he is to run for president, Darth Vader has also thrown his helmet into the presidential ring.

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Funny story: McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.

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