TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that part of the deal for Tom "Terrific" Brady to return to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers included giving him 25% ownership in the team.
Zorro La Bamba, with SBG, spoke with Tom and Gisele (Bundchen) and the couple told him that they are as happy as a pole dancer at a millionaire's convention.
Gizele, who made millions modeling skimpy lingerie such as teddies, baby dolls, and crotchless panties, said that her and Tom, now have so much money that they are seriously considering purchasing Disney World in Tampa, Disneyland in Anaheim, and the Alamo in San Antonio.
Meanwhile, the Scuttlebutt Review has just revealed that the Brady Bunch (Tom and Gisele's kids) are now the richest kids in the entire United States.
