No Checks, No Balances, Just Gin and Tomic

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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Did She Plead the 5th for the 6th?

As Ginny Thomas walked with her lawyers down a hall of echoes, a lone journalist asked her about being a fucktard, and Ginny kept the fake smile plastered to her face and said, “Thank you for your question.”

Is she on dope? Doctor prescribed little blue pills that made her numb and happy so that she doesn’t really hear all the Twitter about how corrupt she is, a traitor trying to overthrow the country, and wife of Thomas the Tank?

Really? Are their absolutely no laws that can stop a supreme court judge from sitting his fat ass in that seat of law? No checks and balances for him? Wow, then I guess your “democracy” is all name and no substance? Impeachment does what exactly? Put a tiny black mark on someone’s record … so what? Those in authority are still getting paid, right? And still go to work, right? So impeaching anyone for anything is … sad and silly and stupid and doesn’t hurt a fly.

What, I think, Americans are truly pissed off at (and I mean both parties, cuz even Joe Biden has yet to free Julian Assange) is that all their warts have been on display for the whole world to see since Trump ran for office, and Americans don’t like the world to think they is ugly!

Yes, America, you are as ugly as all the nations you have criticized over your history as being sub-par to your great democratic and freedom-loving self. Now when you say you’re the greatest country in the world, everyone knows for a fact that you are full of shit.

There was once a saying “Never trust Greeks bearing gifts”. This from the Trojan War. A saying sure can last a long time. But this one may have to be revised for the present era: “Never trust an American when they talk about themselves.” Feed them a grain of salt, like a carrot to a horse, and smile and nod and walk slowly away … Americans have been known to “shoot ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.”

Now that’s a civilized democracy of checks and balances to prevent corruption in all levels of its ridiculous government.

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