CVS and Walgreens Let Christian Pharamacists Deny Birth Control Pills - Religious Reasons

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 7 August 2022

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One woman had to drive 50 miles to get birth control pills

It has been revealed that CVS and Walgreens pharmacies allows Christian pharmacists - due to their religious belief - (and backed up by Supreme Court rulings) - to deny Birth Control pills to customers.

One woman in a rural area had to drive 50 miles to get birth control pills - due to the CVS/Walgreens Semi - Monopoly of pharmacies.

There is one exception to the rule. Christian pharmacists will be glad to fill the prescription if it is an Interracial couple. In that case, the Christian pharmacist just brushes aside his religious belief.

Also, Evangelical Christian pharmacists, who believe Hindus, Muslims, Mormons and Jews have Devil religions - serve the Devil. They can - due to religious belief - Not have to serve them at all.

The Supreme Court is expected to back up this opinion in a future ruling.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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