The New Climate Group 'Have Sex To Save the Planet' Is Growing Rapidly

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Saturday, 23 July 2022

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My carbon footprint may be small, but it's what you do with it that counts!

The new climate Group - 'Have Sex to Save the Planet' is growing by leaps and bounds. It started out in the colleges, but is rapidly spreading among the younger non-college people.

It takes place in a nature or lawn area. Tents are set up and, after donations are collected, young men throw a ball into a crowd of females.

The female catching the ball gets to go with the guy into a tent for fun - massage, sex, old Classic porno, whatever.

It is based on an old Polynesian sex game - where even the plainest girl would get to go out with the handsome guy.

Occasionally the Ball gets thrown back to the guy - but not often, as most of the guys are good looking and athletic. Also, girls sometimes share a Ball.

No complaints from the guy.

The game started out with the girls - where they throw a bouquet into a group of guys - but it got too rough - so they all now use the guy's version.

It has also taken hold in some of the bigger 55 plus retirement communities, now that Viagra is so freely available. And they, too, want to help the Environment. And they are bored with Bingo.

The fun is short and sweet - Just the way it is.


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