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Funny story: Tennessee Passes a Proclamation That Would Put All Protesters in Prison

Tennessee Passes a Proclamation That Would Put All Protesters in Prison

NASHVILLE – (Political Satire) - In a move that could send the great state of Tennessee back into the deep backwoods, the state’s politicians have apparently taken an obvious leave of their senses. The state senate has issued a proclamation that w…

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Funny story: The City of Chattanooga Will Be Taking Down the Statue of One of the Confederacy’s Most Beloved Civil War Drummer Boys

The City of Chattanooga Will Be Taking Down the Statue of One of the Confederacy’s Most Beloved Civil War Drummer Boys

CHATTANOOGA – By a vote of 7 to 3, the town council has decided to remove the statue of little Billy Rebel, who, at 9, was one of the youngest Civil War drummer boys to serve in the Confederacy. Billy, whose real name was William Earl Whitewater,...

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Funny story: The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

NEW YORK CITY – The Chinese ambassador is reporting that Sen. Marsha Blackburn has insulted and angered every man, woman, and child in the entire republic. The dishwater blonde, Blackburn, who allegedly graduated towards the bottom of her class at...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift is Being Urged to Run Against Sen. Marsha “The Wicked Witch of The South” Blackburn

Taylor Swift is Being Urged to Run Against Sen. Marsha “The Wicked Witch of The South” Blackburn

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - Hundreds of thousands of Taylor Swift’s fans who reside in Tennessee, are pleading with her to run against Senator Marsha Blackburn, who many say has lost the last few marbles she had. According to Political Salad Bar Maga...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Thinks Titans Could Go All The Way To The Super Bowl

Nashville Man Thinks Titans Could Go All The Way To The Super Bowl

It's been a magnificent season so far, but the Tennessee Titans aren't finished yet, and one local fan thinks his team could go all the way this year - all the way to the Super Bowl. The Titans face the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday in the game tha...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Nashville Man Awakens to Find Shoe on the Other Foot

Bart Miller of Nashville, Tennessee, recently awakened from a drunken stupor and fumbled for his shoe, only to find it on the other foot. "I'd heard about people getting wasted and doing stupid shit," said Miller, "but it had never happened to me.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: My Kentucky/Tennessee Kin Not Complete Yokels

Miley Cyrus: My Kentucky/Tennessee Kin Not Complete Yokels

Miley Cyrus says that she gets very upset when the press calls her and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus yokels from Kentucky and Tennessee. One reporter claims she tried to cram his mike down his throat but had no proof. "She gets really mad at the 'Yo...

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Funny story: State of Tennessee to open Cormac McCarthy Theme Park

State of Tennessee to open Cormac McCarthy Theme Park

Knoxville, Tennessee. An agent for the notoriously reclusive writer has claimed that Cormac McCarthy was "genuinely delighted and thrilled" at plans by State Officials to open a theme park in honor of his novels later this year. The venue will in...

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Funny story: American Grooms Exhausted!

American Grooms Exhausted!

GATLINBURG, TENNESSEE - The picturesque city of Gatlinburg, located in the Smoky Mountains, is the #3 wedding destination in the world. 42,000 weddings are held here per year, and according to local wedding business owners, there is a new problem ar...

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Funny story: Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...

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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

FRANKFORT, Tennessee - The Tennessee Senate has just passed a bill that was carried by a vote of 32-1 that makes twerking illegal. State senator Florence Pennymaker [D-Memphis] stated that she's 34, and she is by no means a prude but having seen M...

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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

CHATTANOOGA - Hattie Lulu Proctorpicker, 91, a lifelong resident of Chattanooga, Tennessee has just come forward and informed the news media that for the past four weeks she has been receiving sexually-explicit text messages from Anthony Weiner. M...

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Funny story: Holy Roller Mayor Fleeces small town

Holy Roller Mayor Fleeces small town

By now Americans could use a laugh about someone else's budget insanity, but mostly the world will laugh at small town America. This past Sunday the circus was not in town, no calliope or herty-gerty sounded, but the clowns where in session. Populati...

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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

KANSAS CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that the word on the streets of Kansas City is that the NFL Chiefs could be moving. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he spoke with an inside source in the Chiefs organization and was told tha...

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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...

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Funny story: Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

DAYTON, Tennessee (ABSNN) - A female Dayton blogger, Rachel Held Evans, lived an entire year according to the rules laid out in the King James Version of the Bible. Among other biblical tenants she followed, she addressed her husband as "Master," an...

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Funny story: Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

In a mostly incoherent press release rife with misspellings and grammatical errors, Tennessee's Republican Governor Bill Haslam was roundly criticized by his own party's county chairmen for the governor's appointment of "a number of intelgent(sic) we...

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