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Funny story: Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico

Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico

Mexico (News of the World) — From steamed Tamales to hot pot Menudo, traditional Mexican food has often proved hugely popular in the West. Now, Mexican restaurant owners are hoping they have found the next delicacy to crack the tourist market --…

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Funny story: Tennessee Is Dumber Than Burrito Shit

Tennessee Is Dumber Than Burrito Shit

The Great State of Tennessee (too many of every letter, shorten it) has now put God Himself on trial. That’s right, Jesus/Jehovah/Yahweh/David Koresh – whatever you want to call yourself, you’ve been given notice. Hit the road, God, and don’t fuck…

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Funny story: Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

DENVER, CO - Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated. That announcement came on the heels of Chipoltes huge public-relations success of banning geneti...

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Funny story: God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

Heaven (CNN) - Saying "Enough is enough," God yesterday released a statement making it clear that He is not creating images of The Virgin Mary, Jesus, any Saints, or any other sort of image in tree bark, rust stains, scars, Cheetos, reflections from...

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Funny story: Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

IRVINE, California - The largest Mexican food chain in the United States has just announced that they will soon be introducing their new 5-pound burrito. A Taco Bell spokesperson has informed the public that the new menu addition will be available...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Los Angeles,Ca. Defcon 3 Alert - A 16 year old Mexican-American high school student was arrested today and charged with launching a 'deadly missile' during a low speed encounter on the Los Angeles Freeway with a student from a rival gang. Roberto...

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Funny story: Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Melbourne, Florida - (Ass Mess): It's the old battle of the sexes rearing its ugly once again as a New Jersey physician found out last weekend after advice from colleagues in how to succeed with the opposite sex went horribly awry.

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