Too much bad news for Donald Trump these days. Why? His son, Don Junior, who never worked a 9 to 5 day in his life (except working for daddy), tweeted that the President of Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, was a welfare queen. Huh? “Zelensky…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - More bad news for the evil PG (pussy grabber). After being fucking forced to release his income tax returns, it appears that we all now know why the orange dipshit adamantly refused to release them. Hillary an…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A top national news agency has uncovered an IRS story about Trump, in which it is alleged that he owes Uncle Sam $7.6 billion in unpaid taxes. Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency stumbled upon the Tru…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if the predatorial racist doesn’t have enough problems, now News Blues is reporting that he has yet another problem with the Internal Revenue Service. News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, has discovered that…
MAR-a-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Anderson Cooper is reporting that he recently texted Melania Trump and she informed him that her ‘Alice in Wonderland’ husband is now claiming that the IRS owes him a refund of $13.9 trillion (with a T). Melan…
(Washington) – The Internal Revenue Service Gift Shop has reported that it is completely sold out. All IRS merchandise has been bought by fans of the agency. The shelves are empty of T-shirts, license plate holders, keychains and earrings. Secreta…
After three years of delay after delay after delay in submitting his tax and financial records for audit, President Donald Trump has, this morning received the all-clear thumbs-up from the Inland Revenue Service (IRS), who have commented that he has,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has said that the $1,200 Economic Impact Checks have all been mailed out. A spokesman for the anti-Trump group calling itself the Never-Trump Organization told the media that none of their more than 65,000 member...
A Shreveport man is claiming that the Internal Revenue Service is sending him mixed signals regarding both his 2018 and 2019 tax returns. Tatty Mullett, 38, a broad-shouldered man with a back akin to a sturdy oak, relayed two conversations he had ha...
No more taxes. All the debt sold by the Federal Feserve will be canceled. Then the institution will be abolished. The Treasury itself will print all Dollars. Each Dollar printed will have an expiration date five years from the printing of the note. When this note is deposited in the bank the bank will record the expiration date whereupon the money expires. No tax forms will be required. The de...
What was first thought to be a reprint of a Margaret Keane 'wide-eye waif' purchased at a Schenectady, New York garage sale turned out to conceal a copy of President Donald Trump's latest federal and state tax returns. A spokesperson for the indiv...
To provide a framework for this story, let it be reported that In the U.S. people making an average of $75,000 pay an effective federal tax rate of 20%. But CEO Tim Crook has decided that Pear Corporation, makers of computers and smart phones doe...
Officials at the IRS suspect many of the recent marriages involving Jesus Christ and high income women may not be kosher. IRS director Gus Whitney said today, "We received thousands of tax returns last year from women who are newly married to Jesu...
Tax filing deadlines are on the horizon. As is the yearly tradition at the National Institute of Slick and Slidey Tax Prep Jockeys, we are providing our annual listing of often forgotten income tax pointers and preparation tips. As always, we are n...
Special to TPN - Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) followed up his announcement that he was running for President in 2016 with this statement given to Matt Lauer of the Today Show: "I believe the IRS should be eliminated and taxes made voluntary. It wor...
Cape Canaveral, FL - NASA officials have announced the Hubble Telescope has spotted an object leaving our solar system at breakneck speed and believe the vessel is carrying Lois Lerner's missing IRS emails. The rocket was not launched by NASA...
Thousands of NSA files on U.S. citizens who were incidental Internet surveillance intercepts have been retained, recorded and classified the Times has found. They tell stories of fornication, love and heartbreak, illicit sexual liaisons, mental-heal...
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