BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The state of Louisiana is not going to put up with anybody poaching one of their state's best revenue-producing commodities, lobsters.
Louisiana Governor John Bel "Gator" Edwards, has informed his game wardens and bayou rangers to be on the look out for a group of backwoods heathens who seem to think that they are entitled to shoot whatever the hell they want just because they are part Cajun or part Creole.
The governor said that he, himself is part Scottish, part Peruvian, part Choctaw, part Cajun, and part Creole, but that does not mean that he can hunt whatever the hell he wants to hunt.
[SIDENOTE: Gov. Edwards has let it be known that if his rangers and wardens catch anyone hunting lobsters, they will be arrested for up to 9 days and fined $400 for every lobster that is found in their possession.]
