CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Wall Experts Union recently held their annual convention at The Al Capone Commemorative Coliseum in the Windy City.
A convention organizer said that 17,209 wall experts from all over the nation attended, including the Salavini brothers, Nicki and Luigi, who are considered the most expert of the most expert of all wall builders.
Nicki and Luigi both agreed that as every one of the 17,209 conventioneers stated, the Trumptard's wall was nothing more than an exercise in the perverted ego of an individual who cared more about golf (cheating at golf), being a racist, and grabbing pussy (GOP pussy) than he did about the American people.
The president of the Wall Experts Union, Bartholomew D. Riverwater, stated that his organization will be hiring an attorney to sue the orange douche bag (DJT)) for wasting billions of American dollars that could have gone to pay for much-needed things like health care, traffic lights, military grenades, petting zoos, and food stamps.
Meanwhile a group calling itself American's For A Nicer, Happier America are planning on asking Congress to knock down the wall and sell the concrete pieces to an under-developed country like Mookaslavia.
