It is 2 hours after Joe Biden's inauguration as US President and a shocking survey has shown that the vast majority - over 80% - of Americans can't remember who was President this morning.
Methew Jefferson, 45, is an unemployed fast food restaurant worker. "Are you asking me who was President yesterday?" he asked rhetorically. "Do I look like a history professor to you?"
Other Americans interviewed by TheSpoof were equally ignorant. Bill Crackhouse, 22, is an unemployed grandfather. "Let me see," he said. "I remember he was bad-ass. As in, he had this gigantic blubbery ass that looked really disgusting in every photo he was in. What a bad ass he had! His name, I can't remember. President Fat-ass?"
Vietnam vet and retired vet Yvette MDMA, 61, could almost remember him. "He tried to get his followers to storm the capital building in Washington. You'd think I'd remember him after that, but no, it's gone. Wait, was that just a movie I saw? He used to be on Twitbook, I know that. Say, do you want to buy some drugs?"