Blob Fish still not featuring on Christmas Cards

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 1 December 2020

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Bagpipes. I can't be playing Bagpipes, can I? They take years of practice.

Despite their physical beauty, beguiling personalities, and association with the festive season, the lowly blobfish is yet to appear on a single Christmas card.

'It is quite strange when you think about it, and I think about it a lot,' said cuddly and jovial blobfish, Maurice Jones, 'but we are yet to appear on a Christmas card.'

Although the blobfish is not the obvious choice, with robins, snowmen, young children, reindeer, and Father Christmas more likely to appear, it seems that there is some demand for it.

'I mean, commercially a Christmas card featuring a blobfish would probably bomb, but not everything has to be about the money, does it?' asked Maurice, forlornly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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