Trump versus Biden: it's on!!

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Wednesday, 11 November 2020

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This place is up for grabs.

President of the United States of America, Donald J Trump, has stated today that if he is forced to relinquish the office, then he would form a people's militia that would march in formation each day past the White House, and set up camp in a park close to the Pentagon.

President-Elect Joe Biden responded that he would quickly arrest any troublemakers and impose harsh penalties such as no noodles for a week on any trespassers.

A spokesperson for the Pentagon has released a statement saying that anybody setting foot on the grounds of the military complex would be "nuked" off the face of the planet.

Both Trump and Biden will stop at nothing to antagonise each other. So watch this space.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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