Trump moves to rule USA forever

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Thursday, 5 November 2020

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Trump announces his unique rulings.

President Donald J Trump has announced a high level State of Emergency in all federal states of the Union following the likelihood of Democrat Joe Biden emerging from the election as President of the USA.

Trump has authorised national guard units nationwide to enforce a strict curfew, and anybody transgressing the conditions to be imprisoned without charge.There are chances that the Armed Forces may even be empowered to defend the curfew.

"This election result will not stand. There is no way I will tolerate "Sleepy Joe" taking my office and riding round in my limo," President Trump emoted, whilst holding a number 8 spanner in his hand. He will seek the services of the Proud Boys, probably to provide a ring of security around the White House.

Trump is considering turning his office from that of President to Emperor for the foreseeable future.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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