Nation Traumatized by Cancellation of Second Trump Biden Debate; Millions May Need Counseling

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Thursday, 8 October 2020

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Washington - The news that Donald Trump has refused to take part in the second debate with Joe Biden because the town hall format has been moved online, thus reducing his opportunity to disrupt, interfere and drown out the arguments of his opponent.

Trump, who seemed more like a rude heckler than a candidate for office in the first debate, said he didn’t need to debate again anyway, since he will be the winner on November 3rd.

“I’m sure my great followers will be disappointed not to see me again. The voters are the losers for not being able to hear my words of wisdom”.

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