CLEVELAND – The iRumors News Agency is reporting that a doctor who has been practicing for 17 years has been proven to be a quack.
Dr. Lancelot P. Nippaletti, had passed himself off as a gynecologist and, more specifically, a G-spot doctor for a full 17 years, before he was finally discovered to be a fraud.
He said that although he did not receive a medical degree, he did spend an awful lot of time reading books on the G-spot, as well as viewing dozens of porn videos that he purchased from Denmark.
When asked how many patients he had when he was caught, he paused, looked in his phone, and answered that he had 611 patients, including the Carbochee Triplets, Hanna, Anna, and Susanna, of Cuyahoga Heights.
Nippaletti did want to stress that he never forced any woman to schedule an appointment, a follow-up visit, or a romantic rendezvous at the Holiday Inn conveniently located across the street from his office.