WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what genealogy experts are calling the most baffling discovery in over 45 years of genealogical research, President Donald J. Trump’s DNA has been found in Kenya.
The Washington Globe-Express reported that the amazing thing is, that it was actually found in 17 different locations, including hotel rooms, motel rooms, the men's restroom at an IHOP, and in two different McDonalds parking lots.
The reporter who wrote the story said that he did not want to speculate, but added that, like the old saying goes, 'Little tiny seeds from big tall orange oak trees grow."
The White House was notified and was asked for a comment.
Kayleigh McEnany replied “The President swears up and down that he has never ever been to Kenya, and that he could not even find it on a map, assuming there was some pressing reason for him to want to know where Kenya was.”
McEnany (aka The Tiny Munchkin) then added that the President wants all the Democrats to please stop trying to find dirt on him because that's just so unfair.