Shelter-in-Placers are Now Having Parties Through the Magic of Face-Timing

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 22 April 2020

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Famed socialite Shilo Ledbetter said she loved that she could join the face time party without having to wear any panties.

MIAMI – People who are following the orders to shelter-in-place and stay-at-home, have just found a way to get together with relatives, friends, neighbors, and love interests.

Noted party planner, Lucy Bogart, who is known in high society circles as “Luscious Lucy”, says that her and her husband (Harry) are used to throwing fabulously lavish drug-centered parties every weekend.

Mrs. Bogart hit upon the idea of having what she calls a “Face Time Party” while buying some Durango Bango marijuana from her drug dealer known as "El Zorro".

Lucy sent out FTP invitations to 20 of her closest and richest friends to participate in what she calls Lucy & Harry’s Face Time Booze & Drugs Gala.

The party started right on time at 8 pm, and ran until midnight. Face Timers chatted and exchanged goings-on while drinking their favorite beverages, eating their favorite food, and ingesting their desired drugs of choice in the privacy of their own homes.

One high society lady said that she loved the idea, because she was able to “Party” while sitting in the comfort of her own home and wearing just a French black tank-top and no underwear.

The concept of Face Timing Parties is starting to catch on with extremely wealthy people (mostly on the left coast) who are stuck in their multi-million dollar mansions with pretty much every kind of drug known to man.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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