There was consternation in Washington, that failed casino owner Donald Trump is still the President of the United States.
'It all started as a joke,' said Republican support Norris Morris, 'but then it got more serious, when he ran, and then won, and now, three years later, he is still there, making a mockery of all of us.'
Donald Trump later tweeted 'Haters gonna hate.'
He also said 'I have the best the words, the best words, good words, words that you don't even know. I've kept promises I didn't even make.'
Twitter later said 'It is bad enough that he is President, but he uses me to spout all of his bullshit.'