Having thrown all its eggs into the impeachment basket, the Democratic Party is hoping to move on to new strategies for the new year.
Party doctors spent a weary night recently in HOA investigation (head out of the you know where area), wrapped in blue hair covering and face masks with cranked up LED illumination on the region.
Suspicion that the impeachment attack on Mr. Trump is backfiring has led to this examination of the Democratic Party Corpus, wheezing and sighing on the operating table.
Then Ms. Clinton swept into the operating theater with her own blue hair covering and gown to declare rebels in the party were about to break free.
Tulsi Gabbard, that renegade military veteran running amok, must be accused of going third party and doing a Jill Stein (i.e. “We need to trash-Putin this Gabbard further!").
Ms. Gabbard responded that the Queen of Rancor should get onto the debate stage where the Democratic Party Corpus could be prodded and kicked to see if it might open its eyes.
Fortunately, Mr. Sanders is relegated to “dubious health” so all his ravings about income inequality, homelessness, education, and other commie solutions have abated, with JQ Public sighing over his near demise.
But new DNC rules will help in “too close to call” results in the nominations, because the super delegates will decide who should head the ticket anyway!
Deeply unfortunate, the Syrian mess with the kurds might be resolving toward cease-fire as US troops are pelted with rotten fruit everywhere in the middle east.
Attacking Iran is hopeful, however, in that Agent Orange Head has once again talked out of both sides of his mouth on the need “to obliterate” this or that aspect of that country.
Plus, who knows what the CIA is up to in the false flag department?
Most problematic is the way the large throng of candidates for the presidential nomination has dissolved into a group of “also-rans”, with nobody properly corporatist emerging at the forefront.
Early this morning, surgeons at the HOA extraction table turned wearily to Party Regulars and The Press with their report:
“We can use four more years of Trump anyway, to get after treatment in this case.”
“The problem is the cranial extremity of the Democratic Party is so firmly embedded in the A-zone it will take carving it up like a Christmas turkey to get it out of there.”