INFO WARS-Well, we hate to say that we told you so, but actually we love it!
In a recent knee-quaking, penis-swelling phone call with President Trump, we were given the "definitive-skinny" on what is going on in regards to the most recent threat from the Deep State.
Just as Alex Jones reported years ago about the government turning frogs gay, Donald Trump has given us an ominous update on this frightening crisis! The Deep State is raising an army of gay amphibian Martians to invade Earth, and crush all nationalist interests around the globe.
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have been secretly working with black-ops sections throughout the intelligence community, and the military, to perfect this "queer-frog-army" in the canyons of Mars, near the Olympus Mons.
"Homosexuals around the world have donated their DNA, which is sent to a special breeding facility on Mars through a Deep State partnership with 23andMe. This DNA is spliced with that of frogs a-la-Jurassic Park, to produce these "f-g and l-sbo frogmen and women," Trump stated.
According to the president, frog people are encouraged to engage in oral sex when they are tiny tadpoles. As they mature, they are moved rapidly through intense training programs. Everything from watching gay porn from the 1970s, to advanced anal sex exercises, to sophisticated public bath and steam room flirting techniques, to the fundamentals of combat tactics and strategies.
"We're thoroughly fucked if we don't do something! I'm creating a treaty organization of nationalist-authoritarians around the world to prepare for and brace against this menacing and imminent invasion. President Putin is giving me the requisite knowledge necessary to begin to wage a secret police-style campaign of harassment and violence against homosexuals and transgender people here and all around the world. If we're lucky, we'll wipe out the menace here, and then we'll send Fascist Star Troops to Mars to wipe it out there!"
As usual, it was an honor to have the president tell us the whole alternative truth about this pressing issue. God willing, we can pick up where the dark ages left off.