Following release of the FISA memo last Friday, the investigative arms of the American Government are reported aghast.
Agents of the FBI and DOJ were observed reeling toward the locker room over the weekend.
Additionally, MSM members as with Th...
At a GOP auction for bankers and health insurance providers, Paul Ryan was recorded touting the body slamming abilities of certain senators. Apparently the senators and congressmen with the best stats for reporter body slamming auctioned off for the...
Stunned by the quickness and acerbity of its grasp of cause-effect on the problem of ISIS, the US Pentagon and assorted MSM organizations have quickly been recognized and promoted for this year's "holy grail award" (the HGA).
Due to widely broadc...
A spokesperson for US and UK main stream media and Secretary Kerry has admitted the quality of information on current and forthcoming wars has been re-configured.
It now has the status of materials falling from the hind quarters of various horses...
Andy Warhorse, President of the American Psychology Board, today praised American Journalists for helping to reduce tension among readership in U.S. newspapers.
"The almost complete omission of historical background or context to the reporting of...
Senator Feinstein is currently reported working toward legislation which will limit those who can report the news to official government representatives, with their work "classified."
That is, reporters will soon be government workers with special...
The Guard Dog is pleased to break the following story while at the same time nose-tighteningly aware of sensitivities implicating reporters. General Bootheel has disclosed a new key tool in the surveillance battle, taking metadata to new heights.
The White House has just announced a new program intended to inform and assuage both the global and US public on the "noble" purposes of NSA surveillance.
This adjective "noble" was used recently by General Keith Alexander, Director of the Nation...
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