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Funny story: Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Presidential nominee-to-be Joe Biden has responded to a columnist's devotion to him over all other candidates, particularly Donald Trump. The Nation's Katha Pollitt recently stated she would support Biden “if he boiled babies and ate them.” Thi...

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Funny story: Putin to arrive in New York; will take over US

Putin to arrive in New York; will take over US

Thanks to the alert reporting of MSNBC, we now know the Russian plan is not simply to interfere with US elections. It wants to completely take over the country—next week. Mr. Putin has said he will probably reside in Trump Tower in New York, an...

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Funny story: CNN hosts debate on popularity of corporatism, the MIC, the Deep State, and the 1 percent

CNN hosts debate on popularity of corporatism, the MIC, the Deep State, and the 1 percent

Yesterday’s Gallup poll that 34% of the American public are seeking new leadership for the country was roundly trashed in a CNN program last night. Hosting a forum of MSM commentators, CNN’s Anderson Cooper led the way in asserting: “The American...

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Funny story: Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

The commission on the current set of presidential debates has announced a new formula for the next encounter in September. Instead of news hosts grilling candidates, the candidates themselves will sit off to one side, with prominent news hosts in...

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Funny story: CNN to receive Horace S Ball award for distinguished journalism no malarkey

CNN to receive Horace S Ball award for distinguished journalism no malarkey

The Horace S. Ball Foundation has awarded its prized annual trophy to CNN. This distinguished trophy honors Horace Shinola Ball, of the previous century. In making its selection, The Foundation directed its attention to the following. A re...

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Funny story: Last adults in the room step forward to deal with Covington boys in MAGA hats

Last adults in the room step forward to deal with Covington boys in MAGA hats

The facts are now in on the Covington boys in the MAGA hats on their trip to the Lincoln Memorial. The MAGA hat is now being studied as causing brainlock, wild eyes, hysterical convulsions, purblind news reports, plus endangering the country. T...

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Funny story: US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

Mr. Trump, concerned over an arms sales deal with Saudi Arabia worth $110billion, is being cautious over the Jamal Khashoggi case. An investigation with teeth in it could interrupt his friendship with the Saudis and affect arms deals down the road...

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Funny story: Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Following release of the FISA memo last Friday, the investigative arms of the American Government are reported aghast. Agents of the FBI and DOJ were observed reeling toward the locker room over the weekend. Additionally, MSM members as with Th...

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Funny story: Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming

Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming

At a GOP auction for bankers and health insurance providers, Paul Ryan was recorded touting the body slamming abilities of certain senators. Apparently the senators and congressmen with the best stats for reporter body slamming auctioned off for the...

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Funny story: Pentagon officials and war planners to be given holy grail award for their grasp of the ISIS attack in Paris with additional recognition to CNN, MSNBC, et al

Pentagon officials and war planners to be given holy grail award for their grasp of the ISIS attack in Paris with additional recognition to CNN, MSNBC, et al

Stunned by the quickness and acerbity of its grasp of cause-effect on the problem of ISIS, the US Pentagon and assorted MSM organizations have quickly been recognized and promoted for this year's "holy grail award" (the HGA). Due to widely broadc...

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Funny story: MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

A spokesperson for US and UK main stream media and Secretary Kerry has admitted the quality of information on current and forthcoming wars has been re-configured. It now has the status of materials falling from the hind quarters of various horses...

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Funny story: Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Andy Warhorse, President of the American Psychology Board, today praised American Journalists for helping to reduce tension among readership in U.S. newspapers. "The almost complete omission of historical background or context to the reporting of...

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Funny story: Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein is currently reported working toward legislation which will limit those who can report the news to official government representatives, with their work "classified." That is, reporters will soon be government workers with special...

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Funny story: General "Jumpin' Jack" Bootheel on the Lam

General "Jumpin' Jack" Bootheel on the Lam

The Guard Dog is pleased to break the following story while at the same time nose-tighteningly aware of sensitivities implicating reporters. General Bootheel has disclosed a new key tool in the surveillance battle, taking metadata to new heights.

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Funny story: Heavenly Angels Chorale to Join General Alexander Re Defense of NSA

Heavenly Angels Chorale to Join General Alexander Re Defense of NSA

The White House has just announced a new program intended to inform and assuage both the global and US public on the "noble" purposes of NSA surveillance. This adjective "noble" was used recently by General Keith Alexander, Director of the Nation...

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