Numbed reporters were hardly fazed this morning when a disheveled president announced an emergency press conference.
"It started off as just a goof. Let's put it in perspective. These are mostly coach passengers we're talking about."
The press corps just shook their heads in fatigue. "We can't take anymore," said an unidentified White House correspondent who was vigorously pulling out her own hair.
"It's times like these that we have to stick together, and by we I mean people I play golf with, and have deals with." The Commander-in-Chief then gagged on his Whopper DeLuxe with Cheese, and turned an appropriate color blue.
