Early Roll Out of 2020 Nationalist Campaign Ad Sample

Written by C/L

Saturday, 4 May 2019

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While we worry about paying our bills... progressives are spending our hard earned money and looking for new ways to tax us even more!

There are just some things that progressives just do not get, like...

When patients without money are turned away from medical attention, and are allowed to die, our cost of health care comes down!

When private investment in housing is encouraged by money laundering shit-bags, affordable housing for the most vulnerable members of our society, the uber-rich, is the outcome!

When our children go to schools that best fit their parents fanatical, religious, authoritarian, money-grubbing, back-stabbing values; education costs plummet!

When carbon taxes are cock-blocked, our gas and home heating fuel prices don't spike, precious pollutants are preserved, and we are closer to victory in our war against mother nature!

So vote to make America unaffordable for anyone who isn't rich and powerful!

It's time to vote for your local nationalist-authoritarian!

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