Trump’s Christmas In The White House

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Sunday, 30 December 2018

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BILLINGSGATE POST: A Heart Warming News Story:

‘Twas the Christmas Season. And all through the White House where Obama once schemed, there was nary a mouse to be seen. With nothing to do because of his wall embargo, President Trump could only dream of playing golf at Mar-a-Lago.

With the Christmas trees all lit and decorated by Melania, in the East Room there were whispers of presidential schizophrenia.

In the Oval Office, one of Trump’s favorite places, the smell of cigar smoke still lingers. How many Christmas seasons have passed since Clinton had his Willy fingered?

“Life’s not fair,” he says to General Kelly.

“What’s wrong, my dear leader?”

“Let’s be brief, O Chief of Staff.

You’re fired.”


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