The F-ing Moron Is President

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 29 November 2018

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What’s the big hold up? More people voted for Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States than for the fat, dumb kid in the back of the classroom blowing spit-balls.

No-one allows a drunkard to fly a 747 passenger plane off the tarmac, let alone across the Atlantic. You don’t ask a shoemaker to perform brain surgery. Who would give the bank keys to a bank robber?
It is equally irresponsible to give nuclear codes to a F-ing Moron.

Because of an arcane and useless voting regulation called the Electoral College, the US got Donald Trump dumped into the White House. Bone Spurs, who’s afraid to visit a war zone, rejects climate change, represents 30% of the nation, thinks Nazis are good people, can’t talk, can’t spell, fights with our allies, grovels after adversaries, may have been moved to the front of the class, but he’s still blowing spit-balls.

People seeking asylum at the border promise more loyalty to the United States than Trump has demonstrated. He attempts to divide the nation, destroy his adversaries while retaining the dedication to his 30%. Asylum seekers want the safety and hope the US represents. So F-ing Moron says, “If they throw a rock, shoot to kill.” This from the guy too afraid to visit a war zone.

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called Trump an “F-ing Moron.” A cabinet member used this term. Is the rest of the cabinet composed of F-ing Morons? Why hasn’t Trump been removed from office? How bad must it become before the 25th Amendment is applied?

In response to F-ing Moron's criticism of the US 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, Chief Justice Roberts of the Supreme Court rebuked Trump saying, ”We do not have Obama judges or Trump judges, Bush judges or Clinton judges…”

Too dumb to shut up, Trump blew another spit-ball.

Kentucky’s Mitch McConnell controls the Senate and has Trump’s back. With a population of 4 million, possibly only 3 million voted for McConnell, leaving Trump to destroy the US safely.

Or maybe Trump is a Russian impersonator?

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