Trump thinks UN is “a Miss World contest”

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Sunday, 4 November 2018

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President Trump revealed this week that he doesn't understand what the United Nations is for, and appears to think that it is a competitor of Miss World.

In an interview with Fox News, he described the United Nations as "too dressed up" and said, "they talk too much about what they're going to do for world peace, instead of showing their racks."

The revelation explains a lot about Trump's attitude towards the organisation, including why he described the current ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley as "bringing some glamour to the role". Haley is due to step down at the end of 2018, and Trump is planning to bring in what he described as "a real hot woman, guaranteed to win the UN". This is thought to be his daughter Ivanka.

During the interview with Fox, Trump also questioned why there were so many men at the UN. "I assumed they were the judges," he said.

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