Trump Quits Calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 15 October 2018

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"Pay up! Pay up! Pay up!"

A DNA test proves Senator Elizabeth Warren is a Native American. As promised by Donald Trump, Trump now owes the Senator one million dollars.

When told of the DNA results, Trump went on an eight-minute Kanye West rant. He claimed he never accused her of not being native American. Whatever is on video was misinterpreted. He actually didn’t use the word misinterpreted. He used the F word. He also said he never called her Pocahontas. If he referred to her by that name, it was to salute her native American ancestry. He actually didn’t use the word ancestry. Also, he certainly did not intend to ridicule her. Ridicule was not the same word used.

All the news channels, including CSPAN, are running Trump’s statements about Senator Warren’s heritage on a loop. On Sesame Street, Big Bird and the Cookie Monster are discussing Trump’s reneging on the million dollar promise.

Except for FOX news. FOX news is concentrating on the royal family and the Harry/Meghan pregnancy.

Singing, I've Got You Under My Skin, Ronan Farrow skateboarded into Black Rock and up to MSNBC newsroom with a copy of Elizabeth Warren's DNA results. He also carried six film reels of Trump saying Senator Warren, “wasn't a native American," and calling her, "Pocahontas.” Adding Trump's promise of one million dollars if Warren took the DNA test.

Those film reels were included on a number of news programs televised about Trump. Fox news switched from the Harry/Meghan pregnancy to winter flower arrangements.

Big Bird told Cookie Monster, “This is beginning to stink.”

Similar to the night Osama Bin Laden was taken down by Seal Team 6, people are gathering in front of the White House and chanting, “Pay up! Pay up! Pay up!” Groups of people were also gathering in front of the Trump Tower in New York.

Fox News started a campaign on the GoFundMe platform for Trump’s million-dollar debt.

Learning about the GoFundMe campaign, Trump went into another eight-minute Kanye West rant, insisting he wasn’t broke, didn’t need GoFundMe, and wasn’t paying Pocahontas anything.

Oops. Trump's exact word.

"Yeah! It's a stinker."

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