Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Tuesday, 9 October 2018

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In a move with no apparent legal precedent, Judge Kavanaugh climbed up on top of the big wooden desk, to the surprise of the other "Supremes." He ripped open his robe, baring his chest, and screamed, "I declare rape legal."

The other justices remained quiet, out of fear.
He started weeping, "When a person is drunk, they don't know what they're doing, so they can't be guilty."
He then leaned on Justice Ginsberg, who pushed him off, and said, "I can't believe they confirmed you!"

"You're no-one to talk. I saw your movie. You ain't so hot yourself, honey." The judge then fell to baby-like sleep.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Judge Kavanaugh

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