Thousands Of Flies Build Nest On Lindsey Graham's Head

Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

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In the heat of the Judge Kavanaugh hearings, Senator Lindsey Graham started swatting flies, that seemed to be buzzing around him during his address to the Senate floor:

"I've made up my mind, and decided BIll Cosby is pre-approved for a spot on the Supreme Court, as soon as he gets out."

The flies, who at this point had swelled in numbers into the hundreds, began performing mating dances, and laying eggs on the Congressman's face and scalp.

Someone shouted, "Is anyone here a doctor?"

As Graham's head was completely covered by the creatures, an entomologist who happened to be present and an expert on flying insects commented that they were exhibiting behavior like they normally would perform on a piece of shit.

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