According to the latest research, vulnerability can be a game-changing tool for attractive people to deepen intimacy, build trust, and create more authentic connections. "There's something about the quivering of a chiseled jaw, or the teardrop run...
Responding to the pushback against the increasingly commercialized nature of our society, rebranding has rebranded as self-determination - to fabulous results. "Self-determination is blowing previous marketing models out of the water," said market...
To assist his ailing social life, 33-year-old Lewis Largo, a former technical consultant who's struggled to find work since being laid off from financial services giant Ernst & Young almost four years ago, decided to rebrand from "out of work" to...
The majority of people who consume turmeric-dusted CBD oil-infused crystallized ginger, on a regular basis, do not suffer from migraine headaches, was the big takeaway from a study recently published in holistic health journal Aromatic Metabolics.
"The present moment is the only place we have any hope of finding happiness or peace," said Olivia Mancini, a high-level advertising executive at a major Manhattan firm, as she explained her affinity for Buddhism and its teachings. "And I'm going to...
"We've totally lost the art of psychological manipulation," said former advertising executive Harvey Partridge, bemoaning the deterioration of commercial advertising. "These days, it's all about selling something. I just didn't feel good about it any...
U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he will soon be offering an eight-week online course titled "Effective Use of Social Media in POLITICS." The course will focus particularly on the popular social media platform, Twitter, where Trump has show...
Desperate for any responses from the public that could indicate interactive participation, Bing has initiated an underhanded “fake news” feature, calling it, in wee letters the size of which makes them nearly impossible to read, “This Day,” followed...
As crisis club Manchester United lurch from one disaster to another on the pitch, their marketing team have been adding dozens of feathers to their already impressively-feathered cap. Moments after United’s impressively-tepid 0-0 draw with Valenci...
A new industry has arisen to aid the nation’s unemployed, under-employed, and full-time employed who have only three part-time jobs. At this time, machine laundering in the sex doll brothel movement has not sufficiently developed, and humans are...
Ah, a tragic case of surrounding yourself with lickspittles and yes men. Maybe a bit of market research might have been useful but I can just imagine his management team: "Oh, yes, Sir Clive, it's a fantastic idea, one of your best. It will be a magnificent success," before sniggering outside the office while on a fag break. Sir Clive Sinclair became one of the UK's best-known businessmen...
The latest in 'tempting the taste buds' from the brewery department is now taking the country by storm--plus sweeping out across the globe. Take a look at the label of the next bottle of brew you purchase, with the comely maidens all over the labe...
To boost flagging sales in their supermarkets, clever marketing gurus have introduced a "wicked" way to get the public to enter their stores instead of their competitors; they are importing the world's most deadly, venomous spider! Wrapped in bun...
Los Angeles, CA - Rapper .50 cent has apparently completed terms on a contract with retail giant Walmart, in an agreement to cross-market one and others brands. The Walmart folks want America to know that there is nothing that they can't cut the pric...
Nicole Sherzinger has been very vocal on our televisions lately. Writhing in pleasure as she delicately slurps down some luxury yoghurts. Moaning in ecstasy as she glides her perfectly manicured fingers through her sleek and shiny lathered up man...
Norfolk, VA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or, PETA, received a $100M donation from the McDonald's Corporation in exchange for a gentlemen's agreement that PETA will feature McDonald's menu items in PETA's advertising campaigns. Mc...
Meercats, baby lions, baby tigers, kittens and puppies. That is the top five list of animals that telecommunications companies are shoving down consumers' throats in order to move more of their product. "What do they animals have in common wit...
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