Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 April 2018

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Political Puppet Teresa 'I am really only Prime Minister because no-one else wanted to be Prime Minister, and nobody wanted Boris Johnson to be Prime Minister' May has said, once and and for all that petitions on Social Media have no bearing on how she does her job.

'I have more important things to worry about' said May 'than a petition that has been passed through Facebook or Twitter, so that some people who were at school with some other people forty or so years ago can talk about it. There are, after all, budgets to be cut, and hospitals to shut down. Now, where did I put that Diamond encrusted Swan for Donald's lunch?'

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